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does someone want to cut my hair? I'll like bake you some cookies or something in return...i make delicious cookies
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[03 May 2006|09:43pm] |
I was in the same room as Bob Barker today.
I bet you never guessed before that the audience of the Price is Right is only 300 people. They just use camera tricks to make it look like a lot of people. I didn't get called down because I wasn't obnoxious enough during the interview, but I'm pretty sure I'll still be on TV since the audience is so small.
Bob is the coolest guy ever. During commercial breaks he'd let us ask any question we wanted. Someone asked him how he liked making a film with Adam Sandler. He answered that it was great, they were going to make a Happy Gilmore 2 but Sandler's doctors said he couldn't handle another beating.
Tommorrow I'll be in the Ellen Degeneres Show audience, you could watch my sick dance moves when it airs on friday.
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[28 Apr 2006|11:20pm] |
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Well I'm done with my freshmen year of college. Tonight is my last night in Rexburg Idaho. I'll coming home May 7, after a trip to California... good thing I JUST STARTED MAKING FRIENDS HERE. so bittersweet.
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[18 Mar 2006|03:35pm] |
ignorance at its finest.
I live in the most Republican state, in the most republican county of Idaho. I used to think I was pretty conservative until I came to this school.
Heres a little excerpt of the Rebublican stance from our School Newspaper:
"Do you ever get tired? Tired of what's going on in the world and this country? Are you tired of foreign thugs who can't think of anything but to hurt us? Tired of the government taxing anything and everything? Are you tired of the trash being taught in public schools? Tired of dirty hippies who protest everything good and decent? Are you tired of gay cowboy movies? So are we."
Excuse me while i go vomit all over this newspaper.
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[03 Mar 2006|09:40pm] |
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so at least 4 times a day, after i've introduced myself as Mary people thinking they are clever ask, "mary mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?"
Instead of giving these people death stares I decided to look up the rest of that stupid rhyme so I could answer them and make they feel really stupid.
Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.
I came across way funnier information though.
The origins of this rhyme came from Bloody Mary. Queen Mary was a Catholic and the garden represents graveyards which were increasing in size with those who dared follow a different faith. The silver bells and cockle shells referred to instruments of torture. The 'silver bells' were thumbscrews which crushed the thumb between two hard surfaces by the tightening a screw. The 'cockleshells' were instruments of torture which were attached to the genitals.
So now when people ask me how my garden grows i'll just cockle-shell them.
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[22 Feb 2006|11:37am] |
Long time no see.
I realised that last semester i kept up with people through livejournal, and now that i dont go on livejournal or AIM i really don't know whats going on with anyone. So heres the update on me. I'll read past entires about you.
- sam and i are still dating
- I'm on a soccer team, i'm the only girl. I get beat up, its fun
- I'm on the track team. Its such a joke, because we don't have real sports here. BHS was more intense.
- I caught myself saying "thank you" to my printer after it spit out my paper. I need more sleep.
- I went to salt lake this past weekend and went to this awesome place filled with inflatable obstacle courses. We were the oldest ones there. When we asked some 5-year-olds to leave so we could race, they ganged up on us and started screaming "NO!" Stupid utah kids who aren't afraid of teenagers. I'll teach them to be afraid.
- I met a guy from alaska that said its colder here in idaho than where he's from.
- yeah and fun stuff i can't remember.
good movie. go see: Broke Down Palace
Have a lovely day
Mary
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[05 Jan 2006|01:57am] |
Donald Henick strikes again
Henick: So you go to that mormon school? Don't mormons practice polygomy?
Sam: Actually only a group that branched off mormonism still practices that.
Henick: But they don't believe in Same-sex polygomy right? Because that wouldn't last very long.
after talking about random cults...
Henick: Yeah you have to take everything in moderation. Except for murder. You couldn't be like "well i only kill people in moderation". Same goes for batery acid in the baby bottle.
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[29 Nov 2005|10:44pm] |
7 Deadly Surveys:
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?: some dumb lady on my plane
2. What is your weapon of choice?: my fist
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: if they were being stupid
4. How about of the same sex? only playing around
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: my roommate
6. What is your pet peeve?: ignorance
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: i try to forgiive
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: write in my journal
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 3:00 or so
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?: uri
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "i have to unpack"
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: about 3 months ago i went running
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: once, only because i didn't want to piss off my roommate.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? carmel applecider
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: none
4. Are You comfortable with your drinking habits?: yes, i'm comfortable being strait edge
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?: that would be hilarious, but no
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: completely? none
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: many, the locker rooms here aren't very private
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:hahha yes
4. Have you had sex?: nope
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: eyes
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: i wish, that'd be funny
7. Have you ever gotten tested for STDs or pregnancy?: no
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: victoria secret
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: pay for a good college for me and sam to go to.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: rich, i'd help people with it
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: no, i want to be happy no rich.
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: none
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: ran a half marathon
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: getting good grades
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?: have a job i'll enjoy
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: I entered a children's coloring contest a couple months ago at walmart if that counts.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: yeah but i regret it
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: i banged out a 5 page paper in a few hours.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: my friend's car that resides in idaho.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: i've never seen that before, but maybe tess because i like her room.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: scarlet johanson
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: not that i'm aware of.
5. Have you ever wished you had a different physical feature?: when i was in middle school but now i like myself.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: outgoing-ness
7. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin?: Sloth. I sleep all day.
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| Theres no freakin place like home. |
[24 Nov 2005|12:02am] |
I'm so glad to be back in Rhode Island. I ALMOST accomplished my goal of seeing everyone I wanted to see all in ONE DAY.
Its so nice to be around the people that liked me in High School even though I was an awkward loser. You guys rule so much.
I hate when i have to talk about my college because when I describe it, it sounds so terrible. I don't know, I kind of like it. Its weird. The whole day has been a confusing blur for me.
I'm going to see The Lion King on Broadway tommarow. I've never seen a broadway show before. It should be cool. I guess i'm excited about thanksgiving too? haha what a dumb holiday. Oh well at least it gave me a reason to come home. For that I'm most greatful.
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[21 Nov 2005|05:48pm] |
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I'm coming home in 2 days!!!!!!! I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE!!!!
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[16 Nov 2005|02:41pm] |
We're talking about depression in my psychology class. In the last 10 seconds of class my teacher goes:
"Here's a fun fact: Rexburg Idaho averages 1 suicide attempt per week...*smirks* have a good week"
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[05 Nov 2005|02:38pm] |
hey college kids:
what things do you miss the most at home?
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[30 Oct 2005|05:09pm] |
Post a memory we share. It does not have to be the first time that we met; just something that we went through that makes you think of me.
Post this in your LJ, and see what memories are brought back to you.
But do it anonymously so I have to guess who you are
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